hinoneko

hinoneko:

forget “masculine and feminine” or “liberals and conservatives” or “introverts and extroverts”, there’s only one way to categorize people that actually means anything:

people who leave the tabs on the top of open soda cans and soulless freaks who twist them off entirely

I must be soulless because my friends wanted to make chainmail out of them and I helped. 

indy-bindy

effrons:

OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING